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LAUGHTER - GET BETTER FASTER

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF DISEASE:
FATAL AND NON-FATAL.
THE NON-FATAL ARE BETTER

STUPIDOVIRUS
If viruses were intelligent
the mortality rate
of bankers would be higher

You can skip this chapter if you don't have an incurable disease and if you don't plan on getting one in the next few months.

If there is one thing that I hate, it is fatal diseases. I hate them even if I've never tried one.

I'm more the type who gets long and painful illnesses and then dies over a sneeze.

This conviction hasn't yet prevented me from rushing to a doctor every time I have some kind of symptom and asking him how many months I have left to live. One doctor told me that I was a "hypochondriac" (i.e. someone who shits his pants just thinking about it and sees a tumour behind every pimple). But that's not true. I'm just careful. Before being cured with gentle medicines, I like to be sure. I love ultrasounds and magnetic resonance, blood and urine tests.
Unfortunately, my homeopath, who studied as a surgeon, doesn't want to see me. He just talks to me on the telephone and invariably tells me that I'm not dying, it's just stress. Being a serious homeopath, he always prescribes me the same medicine. I buy it, put it on my nightstand, and just by looking at it, I feel better.
At home I also have a frightening supply of painkillers and sleeping pills. Because you never know, if I catch some kind of sudden, wicked disease that I couldn't stand, not even with yoga, I could always go into total anesthesia for a week.

Total anesthesia is wonderful.

Even local anesthesia isn't bad. At the dentist's, I don't even open my mouth until he has made me my whole mouth and even my ears numb. When I am completely deaf, I open my jaws and say "Aaaaaahh!" screaming like a lunatic. The dentist tells me to stop it; he doesn't need to look at my tonsils, and besides the neighbors are already complaining and his customers are running away. But I don't hear a thing and I continue to scream because I don't want to risk hearing the noise of the drill.
But let's get back to fatal diseases. What do you do when you get one?

The problem with fatal disease is time. Actually, all fatal diseases are curable. It's just that for some the cure comes too late.

But there is good news: there is no such thing as all-powerful fatal disease. Even if you get the bubonic plague, you have a one out of three chance of surviving it.
Epidemics never succeeded in wiping out the entire population, not even in the Middle Ages. For every disease, 33% of those who get it recover anyway, and 33% never recover at all.
The important thing is to be part of the right 33%.

It would be stupid for me to give you advice on how to confront a fatal disease. I have no direct experience and I am not a doctor. But to me this statistical principle seems very important.
What are the qualities that allow one of the "doomed" out of three to survive for sure?
Is it only a question of luck and genetic predisposition, or is there something that we can sometimes do to fall back within the coveted 33 percent?
We have already said that a lot depends on our basic attitude, but there is more. In the last few years, researchers have turned their attention to the phenomenon of miracles, proposing a totally new point of view.

There are thousands of proven cases of people who "miraculously" cured, contrary medical probability. These recoveries are obtained in the strangest ways: by faith, magic, energetic therapies, mental figurations, motivational therapies, meditation, etc... Of course, these techniques are very rarely successful, but it is a fact that in some cases they do work.

Researchers have begun to catalogue these techniques and they have come across every type imaginable. There are those who imagine hundreds of gentle little white rabbits (the cure) that devour a prairie of green grass (the disease). There are those who pray, and those who go to Lourdes. Those who start to paint their disease. Those who use the smile and smile at every organ, devoting an hour in the morning and an hour at night to this mental activity.

There are those who participate in shamanistic rituals. Those who use minerals, who use colored light, music, out-of-body travel, concoctions revealed in a dream by an old dead aunt in Burundi. There are those who come to be cured by angels and those who fight the disease by transforming themselves into their guardian animals, those who use hallucinogens and those who devote themselves to the tea ceremony or use Chi-kung (also called Qi-Gong).

As I said, each of these bizzarre techniques is capables of curing a very small number of cases. Taken as a whole, however, they are a resource of incredible effectiveness for people whose cases are considered hopeless. In fact, together these fanciful cures represent the only effective method if conventional medicine offers no hope. As someone (perhaps Sherlock Holmes) used to say: "When you have discarded all the possible hypotheses, only the impossible hypotheses remain."
The difficulty lies in being able to find that particular alternative therapy that works for you, and even more importantly, in being able to explain to us these miraculous recoveries.

I, like many others, maintain that it isn't about miracles in the real sense of the word, but rather the result of a correct relationship with our subconscious. It has enormous unexpressed potentiality. Each of us in our lives suffers from certain imbalances due to improper diet, stress, the environment we live in, bad habits. The unconscious registers this imbalance and decides which particular disease should serve to re-establish the harmony that guarantees survival.

With disease, the body stays alive.
For this reason, oftentimes having small illnesses isn't a bad thing. It means that the subconscious reacts immediately to every disorder. And it is the disease itself that by, causing the right symptoms, begins to cure the imbalance. All things considered, the pain that an illness causes is the medicine itself.
This is important, because fatal disease is curable only when it is caused by an error of the subconscious. In fact, only if the subconscious really has the possibility of correcting the error can we hope for the success of non-conventional therapies.
What I mean to say is that there are cases in which no medicine can be effective because the causes of the disease do not depend on the subconscious and are outside of what is possible with official medicine.
If you get shot, eat a kilo of cyanide, catch a truly deadly virus or have a genetic defect, neither antibiotics nor miracles can do you any good. But you can't know this until you are dead. As long as there is life, there is the possibility of finding the right key that could "miraculously" activate the recovery.

This discussion is particularly valid for certain degenerative diseases, such as tumours and leukemia. The latest research shows that these processes of cells self-destruction are activated by our body's defense mechanisms that go haywire and start to attack healthy cells.
In these cases, it's as if the unconscious has pressed a wrong button. The only possibility for recovery is in being able to bring the switch back in place. But the rational mind does not have direct access to the switch, nor is it able to tell the unconscious that it needs to be done.
Here is where the shaman takes over. If he is lucky, he is able to tell the subconscious, "Turn the switch back on!" and he is obeyed. It matters little whether he does it dressed as an Indian, speaking in Latin, miming a surgical operation, sprinkling gold dust from the fingers or wearing the white gown of a great European doctor.
The important thing is that he finds the "magic" word that will lead the unconscious to understand its own error. Someone will probably ask: "So it's the fault of the subconscious?"
Sometimes yes, perhaps only in part, sometimes no. However, it is "guilty" only in a manner of speaking. It does its job and that is fine. It isn't the subconscious's fault if there are a lot of communication problems between the conscious, due to reasons that have very distant roots in the history of our culture.
As we will see, it is still possible to resolve these communication problems, thus preventing the rise of serious disease. But if you find yourself already dealing with a nasty disease, then you have no time to cry over spilt milk.

No one can decide for you. The only possibility that you have is to place your trust in the cure that inspires you most, hoping you find the one that works.
How do you meet someone who can perform the right miracle for you?
To be able to enjoy a miracle is not a question of intelligence. Intelligent people are often also very rational. And this a problem. The subconscious is very irrational. If you tend to maintain control of the situation, you obtain nothing. In order for non-conventional therapies and magic to work, let go and open yourself to suggestion. Only in this way will you be able to touch the right part of your heart, your stomach... yes, because the unconscious brain is not only in the head, it is a power that is spread throughout the body.
It is a matter of following a fascinating thread of chance and suggestions. It means giving space to desires that the unconscious expresses by making an idea appear more luminous, harmonious and gentle to you.
Your rationality cannot find this key to recovery by itself. You have to follow your intuition, curiosity, chance, coincidences, and whims. You must accept that it is the unconscious that leads the dance, that indicates the right way through the language of the emotions. It is a tough and fascinating choice. You have to find a lot of faith to proceed this way, without clear direction, wandering around aimlessly on this quest. And precisely because it is your life at stake, you have place your trust in the mercy of the court, in divine providence, in your lucky star. You are like Indiana Jones in The Last Crusade when you have to cross the bridge that doesn't exist. If you are certain of the existence of the invisible bridge, your feet will find it. But if you don't have faith, there will be no bridge to support you, and you will fall into the abyss.
You need to have inordinate faith in the fact that the vital force in you is strong enough to save you. Perhaps you will fail anyway, but nevertheless you will have attained a new intimacy with your own life. And even in the sadness of your existence, this in itself will be your reward for the effort you made to live.

The only path that we can follow in this journey is the little light that shines within us. No, I am not speaking rhetorically. I'm talking about something concrete and tangible that you can feel if you close your eyes and listen to yourself.
How many times have you heard it? Try to remember how you felt in your moments of joy when falling in love and how you feel each time you burst out laughing. These states of happiness are generally associated with a greater perception of the luminosity around us. At times, for brief instances, it even seems to feel that we can feel this luminosity bursting forth inside us.
The mysterious force that makes us alive becomes almost palpable.
We live these experiences too briefly and we dedicate too little time to listening to every nuances of the extraordinary sensations that these states of consciousness bestow on us. We will see now just how one can broaden the perception of this dimension.


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